Literature: What's the point

The more I read in school the more depressing the books get so i ask my teacher what the deal was and she was like deep literature explores human nature and human nature isn't always bright. Well that answer ticked me off therefor I denounce literature because all it is, is a bunch of pansy's hiding secret messages in their writing to make points. I'm getting kind of tired of everything in the story having symbolism, it's frustrating, especially in novels like lord of the flies where everything has a symbol. Here's a tip: if you have something to say. say it!

Nicotine -- How to do it the true addict's way

When I see people on the streets smoking I'm confused as to why they are putting harmful carcinogens such as cigarettes into their body. I stop. I think about it. And I come to the conclusion they are just no educated on the proper way to fulfill their addiction. I ask people why do they smoke and they say "Aww man you know how addictive those cigs be." So the first thing I say is no I don't know how addictive cigarettes can be because i wouldn't put that filth in my mouth in the first place but what i do know is being addicted to things. The second things i say is it's not the cigarettes you are addicted to it's the nicotine. Well of course most everyone knows that but it just sounds better to say I'm addicted to cigarettes than to be addicted to a substance. Well I'm not here to lead you down a path to being free of the addiction afliction but what I can do is keeping you from killing yourself as fast and the people around you. The solution Nicotine Inhalers.

Yes that's right Nicotine Inhalers give you a straight dose of the lovely drug itself without giving off that terrible second hand smoke. I mean if you look at it this way this way if you like being dependent on a substance or the substance has gripped you too tight, you shouldn't want to bring down the people around you. If you are wondering "well them damn inhalers won't give me my fix." here is a little snippet from Science daily to shut down them accusations:

Researchers expect these inhalers to have the same drug effect as cigarettes and to be just as addictive. But they also predict that inhalers would be safer than cigarettes because they would lack the chemicals in smoke that are most responsible for smoking-related deaths from cancer, emphysema and heart disease. Inhalers also would eliminate the problem of second-hand smoke.

So there you have it so stop polluting my air.

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Subway: What is it really about ?

I've often wondered what made subway's sandwiches so great because all they are are just cold cuts. So today I decided to investigate, through time consuming research and a bang up meal I deduced it was a secret toxin in the bread that stimulates taste using a euphoric psychedelic that I will name Sidid-13. Now I know this is a long shot but I believe that this could be the key to their great success. Or perhaps it is the "witty" and "original" advertising lead by the very talented and "photogenic" poster boy dubbed: The Jared. His brilliant 6g of fat slogan that has led millions including myself into the crusty doors of the local deli that is subway!

Today I had a 12in club with everything on it and Italian herb and cheese bread yum! yum! As I swallowed that cold delicious healthy poison (irony I love it) I realized it was the chilly temperature that made the sandwich utterly refreshing. Oh my! An epiphany! But i wonder still if my theoretic Sidid-13 actually exist because every time i go back i want bigger and bigger sandwiches whats next that 12 in double decker teriyaki chicken sandwich that completely rips the $10 bill in your pocket to shreds and by that i mean that that puppy is a whopping 9 bucks, try swallowing that. So as i close I just want to say: "JARED I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M WATCHING YOU!" lol please don't sue me.

Obesity: choice or genetics

When i see an obese person i think why don't they change themselves, don't they realize that they are killing themselves. Today i was going to write about Paris Hilton and how the media is giving her to much attention when the real news is in Iraq, but i figure she does even deserve the attention I'm giving her right now. now back to obesity

I find that every time someone is lazy a new gene pops up in the brain this time it's CD38. Here is a excerpt from Science daily:

"Obesity is a complex problem compounded by multiple factors, one of which is our genes. Genes play a role in about 50 percent of cases, and in this study, we demonstrate that CD38 regulates body weight," states Eduardo Chini, M.D., Ph.D., an anesthesiologist at Mayo Clinic and corresponding author of the study. Identifying the signaling mechanisms that lead to obesity caused by a high-fat, high-calorie diet is a critical part of understanding and developing new treatments for obesity, Dr. Chini says.

Ok big freaking deal half the people have this "gene" deficiency (and i know that's a lot). But that also means that just as many fat people are what i like to call:

LAZY

And i know this may be a little harsh but you are killing yourself and being just straight up kids in Africa are starving. So how about pushing a little of your plate and giving to a little more to others. Now i don't want to be mean because I have friends and family who are obese all I'm saying is i don't understand.

This is from the Cnn and these people are planning a big foot search trip (just plain ridiculas)

MANISTIQUE, Michigan (AP) -- Researchers will visit Michigan's Upper Peninsula next month to search for evidence of the legendary creature known as "Bigfoot" or "Sasquatch."

The expedition will focus on eastern Marquette County, said Matthew Moneymaker of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.

"We'll be looking for evidence supporting a presence. ... We hope to meet local people who might have seen a Sasquatch or heard of someone else who had an encounter," Moneymaker told the Daily Press of Escanaba.

The legend of Bigfoot dates back centuries. But skeptics have challenged accounts of sightings, and practical jokers have staged hoaxes that have included grainy film footage of people dressed in costumes.

But Moneymaker said members of his organization have either glimpsed Bigfoot or gotten close enough to hear the creature in all but three of 30 expeditions in the United States and Canada.

The late Grover Krantz, a Washington State University professor who specialized in cryptozoology, the study of creatures that have not been proven to exist, believed Bigfoot was a "gigantopithecus," a branch of primitive man believed to have existed 3 million years ago.

Disney QVC

I saw this video on attack of the show and i decided I must put it on my blog first because it's hilarious and second because it's just plain hard to express. I understand what this man was trying to say and I agree with him to some point but it's just the way he said it. First of all he shouldn't have said it in the first place, especially on national tv, but things like this shouldn't be said at all. I know I have and I know alot of people who may think that animated characters can be hot and that if I or someone else was an animated character they might act inappropriate to the certain animated character that we like *cough* 009-1 *cough*. But the reality is that we are not animated characters therefor I shouldn't even be blogging about this that's why I'm stopping right now. poor bloke!

interesting words

Well have you ever heard of the word "hulamanga" well you probably haven't because it's a stupid figurative word created by my brain to explain a sound that I have heard. However I digress, over the years I come across many word that were created by friends of mine and though they few they are interesting, here they are.

hulamaga - sneaking up on someone

Dookumh - stupid person

mook - the back of a black person's head that jet out
(note: I'm not being racist because I am black myself)

Dookuhnocker - stupid person

slutmuffin - (I can't remember)

Uuba - super cool
(when writing this word it is important to capitalize it otherwise it means you are a: Fag, Dooshbag, and slut all at one time.)

Impulse buy/ Chris Benoit, DEAD!!!

Wow a lot of things have happened today, I went to the book store and I told myself I wasn’t going to buy anything. So I went into Barnes and Nobles and I read some manga for a while then as a somewhat artist I walked over to the sketchbook rack (the truth is I just like books filled with blank pages, it may sound psycho but blank pages are just so pretty so as a result I have lots of unfinished sketchbooks all around my house) well anyways I ended up, after walking around the store and getting strange looks for another half an hour, I brought a thick leather journal and the funny thing is I don’t really write a lot on paper so I don’t know what to put in it. Just plain impulsive and a waste of 8 bucks.

In other news I just saw on the news how Chris Benoit as a famous wrestler just strangled his wife and smothered him baby then hung himself. Some believe it’s because of steroids. In a sick way I find it both funny and sad that someone who obviously has lot’s of money and an established wrestling career would feel that he would need to take steroids to try and get stronger and better at an obviously fake sport. Do you know what this means it means that all those dietary supplements that he advertised for are all discredited. lol. I also laugh because I have this theory that he smothered his wife because he got mad at her because she probably said he had a small penis and wasn’t satisfying her enough because of the steroids. This probably sent him over the edge and he just ended up killing everybody in the house, of course i haven’t done any real research so i don’t really know. lol!!!! Please correct me if I’m wrong.